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<h1 style="text-align: center;">Wing Man – A How To Guide For Players</h1> <img src="https://media.istockphoto.com/id/684143520/photo/hurry-to-start.jpg?s=612x612&w=0&k=20&c=yPALJiaA2UEzb4Eggj-MkEiNvx80fYKpggXRlcA82NM=" alt="" width="900" /> <div> </div> <div> I roll solo.  99.999999999992% of the time, I am by myself.  It’s not that I hate the idea of rolling with other people, I just don’t like the idea of wingmen.  But, not everyone is like that and maybe you would rather go out with a friend or two when you beat the streets for fresh meat.  So for those of you that fall into that mindset, I have prepared a short guide for helping you find a wingman! <h1>The Golden Rule For Using A Wingman</h1> Don’t. <h2>No seriously, I need my bros!</h2> Okay, so you’re dead set on finding a wingman to help you at night when you go out.  There are a few things you need to make sure of before you hit the streets and start pounding the pavement, otherwise neither of you will get laid.  And another thing to take note of: This guide is only valid until I write a post on how to deal with cock-blocks – because once you can deal with cock blocks and shit tests on your own, you don’t need a wing man. <h3>Game Plan</h3> I’m going to say this about every step, but the most important thing you can do with your wingman is establish a game plan!  You both should be sober on the way over to the bar, and should plan to keep each other sober all night.  Staying sober is valuable for two reasons!  First, you don’t get a fucking DUI.  Second, if you’re sober you run tighter game. You should also pre-plan your approaches.  How are you going to approach?  Who is going to approach first?  At what point should the second guy come in?  Hell, maybe you should both approach together? 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The next key to a two pronged approach is fluidity of conversation.  Your wingman should not come in and randomly change the subject – nor should you do this to your wing.  Instead, while you’re in the car, plan out what stories you’re going to tell and at what point the other person is going to enter the story.  Make sure that both of you know the same story – either true or made up doesn’t matter , just make sure its the same story. A good way to run this approach is like this: <blockquote> DAPPER YOUNG PLAYER opens a two-set.  After a few moments of story telling, he sets his beer down on the table thus signaling his wing. WINGMAN enters the set. WM: “There you are bro! Been lookin all over for you!” DYP: “Oh hey WM! This HB1 and HB2! I was just telling them about that time we went to Egypt.” WM: ”Oh no shit!  Did you tell them about the shit we stole from the museum? Oh my god! This fucking guy right here makes me go with him to this museum…” WM tells hilarious story that ends with him and DYP getting caught stealing from the museum gift shop.  We all laugh. </blockquote> The vital part to this whole interaction is knowing, beforehand, what your partner is saying to the women and him knowing what you’re going to enter the conversation with.   The same rules apply if you approach at the same time (not recommended, its threatening). <h2>Picking Chicks</h2> This is probably the most important thing to keep in mind.  The general rule of thumb is whoever approaches first gets his pick of chicks, and other guy has to distract the fattie/feminazi/lesbian friend.  So then how do we decide who approaches first?  Flip a coin in the car and then alternate all night.  Or play a game of RPS when you see the set you want to open.  It is very important to remember, however, that your wingman is your friend first, and those bitches over there is just some pussy that will be out of your life in a few hours. Bros before hos If, at some point, you feel like you’re causing some bad blood between you and your wing, you should step back and relax.  Your friend is always going to be more important to you than some random chick – make sure to remember that. It should be easy to tell which chick your buddy is going for, but just to clear it up, decide on a tell.  Such as, when he introduces you to the girls, have him introduce his target first. <h3>Don’t Be Jealous</h3> If he gets the chick you want while you’re winging, don’t worry about it.  He has to get your back another night, or maybe later that same night if he blows out of the set.  The worst part about having a wingman is when your wing gets jealous and starts trying to game the girl you’re hitting on.  There is only one person I know with tight enough game that I will wing with, because he knows how to run game on a girl I’m talking to in a way that will get her more interested in me.  If you don’t have that kind of talent or experience, don’t try.  Instead just focus on distracting the fat friend.  If your wing starts to trample all over you in a set and pick up your girl, pull him aside and tell him to back off.  It looks childish and all he’ll end up doing is costing both of you the bang.  Bros before hos. <h3>The Real Golden Rule</h3> Your friend may be your wingman in a set, but remember that having a wingman is a two-way street.  He’ll distract the hippo for you so you can isolate the girl, but you have to remember that now you owe him.  If you can’t help him wing that night because it’ll cost you a bang, make it up for him another night.  Not only is he your wingman, you are also his wingman.  Don’t go into the bar or club thinking that one of you is going to be wing all night – you’re winging for each other. I hope this post has given you some ideas how to wing and how to run game with a wingman.  Make sure you have a battle plan ready when you go into the bar.  Know each others tells, know what stories are going to be shared, and know how to systematically work an approach.  The two of you have to be like the same person if you’re wingman is actually going to benefit you.  Its critical to get inside each other’s heads at the beginning of the night and know the type and level of game the other person runs – this way you can play off each other’s strengths. Also know that the wingman doesn’t have to distract the fat friend always, sometimes two equally hot girls will be talking together, and both you and your wing and run some cross/re-cross game (post forthcoming) on them and both of you will get laid.  Maybe separately, maybe at the same time (orgy!), who knows!?  The point is, know the other guy as well as you know yourself, and stick together and everything should work out okay. I was looking for funny pictures to put in this article and there were so many, so I decided I’d throw them in at the end here for you.  Enjoy! <img class="alignnone" title="wingman jump on that grenade" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20120420042158im_/http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/wingman.jpg" alt="" width="368" height="313" /> <img class="alignnone" title="wingman most noble creature " src="https://web.archive.org/web/20120420042158im_/http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/1103/the-wingman-a-good-wingman-is-crucial-demotivational-posters-1301439796.jpg" alt="" width="336" height="388" /> <img class="alignnone" title="forever alone" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20120420042158im_/http://www.wingmantactics.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/wingman-feedback-3.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="233" /> <img class="alignnone" title="Gay wingman homo" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20120420042158im_/http://www.wingmantactics.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/wingman-feedback-1.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="226" /> </div>